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Conservative Blog post for October 17.

Mmm, Mmmm, Good!

There is nothing more humorous than the truth. 

Last week’s controversy surrounding the school district that produced a video of impressionable school children singing the praises of Barack Obama hasn’t exactly disappeared.  The incident re-raised the question why our public schools are failing so badly, but that is another matter. 

This little song opened the administration up to ridicule for the hero-worship it has done nothing to tamp down. In the end, the administration will regret not presenting itself with more humility. 

So for your reading pleasure this Saturday, we’ve discovered the original words to the Barack Obama ditty sung by those impressionalble younsters who have just had their inheritance stolen.  The updated and expanded version is also included below.

                                 Original:                                              

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand           
To make this country strong again         

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today               
                        Equal work means equal pay                               
                                                                                
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand           
To make sure everyone gets a chance     

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white         
All are equal in his sight                         
                                                                        
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
                              Yes!                                 

Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

 Updated:

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must pay the man
To make this country strong again         
Taking your money doesn’t matter
’cause we know He can spend it better

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He spent our kids inheritance
for campaign trips at our expense
He will raise the cost of energy to
keep you cold’til you turn blue

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that each of us should pay
For illegal alien care today
But health care costs, He will save
by sending us to an early grave

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Red, yellow, black or white,
We’ll beg His government for our rights
Barack Obama is the one who knows..
What is best for American Souls.

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
                                                   Nope!                                                

Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

Conservative Blog Post for October 1

The Obama Homecoming

In what looked at the beginning of the week like a complete boondoggle, the President took off for Copenhagen aboard Air Force One – complete with Oprah Winfrey – to pitch the International Olympic Committee on awarding the 2016 Summer Games to Chicago.  Although it is a bit of a mystery why Chicago’s focus is on landing the Olympics and not on stopping vicious thugs from killing honor students with sticks and boards, Obama forged ahead to Denmark, creating a bit of a PR stink at home.

This PR stink would be washed away by an announcement on Friday that the games had indeed been awarded to the Windy City.  Ergo, one can easily reason that Obama has some inside knowledge that this will indeed be the case.  Never one to miss an opportunity to splash Himself all over the front page, President Obama is obviously looking for something to take the country’s mind off:

• His proposed takeover of American health care,
• His refusal to make any kind of a decision on Afghanistan,
• His willingness to appease the nut jobs running Iran
• And on and on and on

Riding home from Denmark with an Olympic agreement would be just the ticket. 

Such a triumphant homecoming would also salve the badly bruised Obama PR machine.  From day one, when the administration announced the closing of Guantanamo Prison without any clue what to do with the trained killers held there, the Obama PR Team despite a solid election win, has been living a nightmare.  Falling back on the annual autumn tradition of ‘homecoming,’ Team Obama came up with the idea of staging its own “Obama Homecoming.”

High Schools and Colleges usually frame their Homecoming celebrations around a weekend football game.   Founded on the grand American tradition of a team returning from a long road campaign, the bit of history holds that the community and team will come together for a grand home game.  Historically, this constituted an excuse for an even grander campus celebration.  Over the years though, many of these celebrations have degenerated into all manner of liquor inspired, socially deviant behaviors.  President Obama, in his effort to have his own Homecoming, needs to have his guard up.  Colleges tend to carefully script their homecoming events to avoid embarrassment to the institution or any participants.  It will be interesting to see if Team Obama is blessed with any of this foresight. 

Homecoming events generally fall into five categories:

• Pre Events
• Parade
• Game
• Dance
• After-Dance

Obama’s PR team is wildly crafting its own Homecoming of sorts for the President’s return.  However, they are having a bit of trouble.

Pre-events – Pie eating, cheerleading and other common if immature fraternity behavior typically mark this part of homecoming weekend.  (Alright, the cheerleading isn’t so bad – just as long as Pelosi isn’t one of them.)  This part is usually kicked off with a 6:00 am kegger at the Beta house.  With no Beta house party to crash, Geithner will be opening up the keg at Treasury for an invitation only blowout.  Anyone with a clue as to how to get the economy to recover without cutting Obama’s spending gets a free tour of the Treasury Dept.  The Obama Cabinet has just discovered that the old grand federal buildings they occupy work great doing double duty as fraternity houses. (This isn’t completely original as Clinton tried this, too.)

After the myriad of press conferences and speeches to Congress, getting anyone to watch Obama pre-homecoming events will be tricky.  Pie eating contests – pitching various fraternity brothers against one another might have some merit for the Obama PR Team.  In the Obama instance, though Crow eating might be tried.   Another thing that might be cooked into a pie would be the several hundred thousand words that Obama has used in an effort to reassure seniors that some act of Obama magic will keep health care from being rationed under His health care takeover plan.   Team Obama is just about to surrender the Pre-event planning on this one and head for the nearest bar to watch reruns of the Redskins loss to the Lions.

Parade – The President loves a parade – especially when He is the reason for it.   The PR gurus are trying to figure out how to do a parade in Chicago to celebrate the big win without making those in Rio feel bad.  The trick here is to remain a hometown hero but still be first citizen of the world.  However, folks in Rio can’t vote in the US – at least not yet – and Obama knows that 2012 is looking really bad right now. Accordingly, he is going to start the campaign early by throwing Brazil under the proverbial bus.  Look out Lakeshore, the Obamas are coming home! 

Game – No real thought has been given to the possibility that Obama might lose or that the Games will be awarded to someone else.  No one has ever turned down Oprah before.  In fact, no one has even summoned the courage to tell the President that His health care takeover is essentially dead.  But then again, Obama got this job without ever having another real one, so stranger things have happened.  Rio could still get the games.

Dance – The inaugural was quite a while ago and Michelle must be dying to attend another dance.   After the flak the Prez took for jetting off to Manhattan for a date, this could solve two problems.   The dance after all is just a place to be seen so that would send the Chosen One to a positive publicity event.  The Obamas would also re-establish their leadership credentials over evil Republicans by being declared the de-facto Homecoming King and Queen.  The President would prefer that we drop the “Homecoming” in that last phrase – as well as “de-facto.”  This will be the only way to pass the health care takeover.

After-Dance events – Alumni, if they are still halfway sober after their college homecoming football game and dance, always try to figure out a way to hang on to the experience – particularly the experience of hanging around young, tipsy college co-eds.  Obama would no doubt like to re-capture the adoration that followed His election and coronation/inauguration.   If an Obama Homecoming won’t do it, these next three years could be very long.